He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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