we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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