What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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