Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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