Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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