I'm lost and stupid without you.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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