Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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