I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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