Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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