People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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