we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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