holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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