just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.