i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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