dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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