How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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