naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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