at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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