God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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