i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
