It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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