So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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