how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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