It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you still have your period?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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