it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
A+ Viking dick
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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