Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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