The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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