508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it hurts more in the daytime
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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