Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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