names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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