google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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