Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
did i walk over a car last night?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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