come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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