hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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