Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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