stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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