Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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