So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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