You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
how drunk are you?
Several
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
