Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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