marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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