2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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