She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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