yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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