Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
vagina is talking i cant
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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