Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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