I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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