Where are you?
In a non slutty way
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
this will be a night to untag.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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