You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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