Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Everything about him screamed your future.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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