What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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