your thong is hanging out like whoa
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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