I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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