I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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